Mark Sanchez, who is USC’s most recently drafted elite quarterback, is already being called the “new Tom Brady.” Now, I’m limited in the sports department, so if they are saying he is the new TB because he is a beast on the field, great! However, if they are saying so because they are trying to compare his looks, uhh, we’d have to disagree. Mark is a stud and way finer than, Tom. Mark is what we call…complete package!

Mark, we’ll be watching ALL your games. All of them. Thank God for HDTV